My Bloody Valentine 3D <= 15 Words

February 24, 2009

Prepare to be confused, scared, and impressed by this surprisingly well made remake.


W <= 15 Words

February 24, 2009

It’s well written, well acted, well mad. But I just can’t understand: why?


Choke <= 15 Words

February 24, 2009

It’s a horrible cliché, but I’m afraid the book really is a lot better.


Rambo <= 15 Words

January 3, 2009

A simple and violent action film, but set against a complex, powerful and accurate background.


Burn After Reading <= 15 Words

November 3, 2008

Was mostly confused right afterwards, but find I’ve been quoting it non stop ever since.


Quantum of Solace <= 15 Words

November 3, 2008

Beleive. The. Hype. All of it. And bring me the next one IMMEDIATELY.


Good Dick <= 15 Words

October 7, 2008

What happens when a crazy person works out their issues through the medium of film.


You Don’t Mess With The Zohan <= 15 Words

August 17, 2008

You’ll laugh, but you’ll laugh more if you’ve spent time in Israel, it seems.


In Bruges <= 15 Words

August 6, 2008

13/05/08 20:30

The darkest film I’ve seen in a VERY long time. Also one of the funniest.


Doomsday <= 15 Words

August 6, 2008

26/05/08 18:20

Utterly and completely retarded. I loved every giggle inducing minute of it. Go practical effects!