I’ll *just too good to* be back…

Generally speaking, I tend to find that if something look too good to be true, it probably isn’t. The “lemon meringue pie” served in the university cafateria today, for instance. Another potential for instance can be found here:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/terminatorsalvation/

Because the trailer for Terminator Salvation look far, far too good to be true. In fact, it looks pretty spectacular, in my opinion. It looks like some of the best, most intelligent, elements of Battlestar Galactica*, and that epic future war James Cameron mercilessly teased us with… starring Christian Bale. Who, silly voice aside, makes a damn near perfect Batman.

I ask you (yes, you): is this possible?

* Yes, that would be the new Battlestar, not the old one.

My Bloody Valentine 3D <= 15 Words

Prepare to be confused, scared, and impressed by this surprisingly well made remake.

W <= 15 Words

It’s well written, well acted, well mad. But I just can’t understand: why?

Choke <= 15 Words

It’s a horrible cliché, but I’m afraid the book really is a lot better.

Rambo <= 15 Words

A simple and violent action film, but set against a complex, powerful and accurate background.

Burn After Reading <= 15 Words

Was mostly confused right afterwards, but find I’ve been quoting it non stop ever since.

Good Dick <= 15 Words

What happens when a crazy person works out their issues through the medium of film.

You Don’t Mess With The Zohan <= 15 Words

You’ll laugh, but you’ll laugh more if you’ve spent time in Israel, it seems.

In Bruges <= 15 Words

13/05/08 20:30

The darkest film I’ve seen in a VERY long time. Also one of the funniest.

Doomsday <= 15 Words

26/05/08 18:20

Utterly and completely retarded. I loved every giggle inducing minute of it. Go practical effects!