Archive for category Fifteen Words or Less

Separation of Concerns

It’s seemed to me for a little while that the fifteen word film reviews I’ve been writing on this blog don’t really fit in with the rest of the content. They feel too short compared to everything else, and WordPress feels like way too much infrastructure for writing them. I love WordPress’ power and flexibility, […]

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The Inbetweeners <= 15 Words

Speaking as an English former sixth form student: painfully, hilariously and very true to life.

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Cowboys and Aliens <= 15 Words

Starts like Carpenter, ends like Bruckheimer, with wrist mounted deus ex machina. Bad? No: Unspectacular.

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon <= 15 Words

Breathtaking, balletic action… but everything else is utter gibberish, seemingly treating you with contempt.

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Tekken <= 15 Words

I swear Luke Goss was never this awesome back in the day. Tekken? It’s okay.

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The Green Hornet <= 15 Words

Some films are exactly the sum of their parts. This is one of those times.

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X-Men First Class <= 15 Words

A decent story, but lacks coherence and subtlety, plus is kind of a B movie.

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Fast Five <= 15 Words

The Fast and the Furious + Ocean’s Eleven + Predator (* The Rock!) = Fast Five

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Thor <= 15 Words

Awesome film. Probably a good idea to keep hammers away from me for a while…

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Sucker Punch <= 15 Words

Doesn’t hide the seems so well… and it’s very style over substance… but what style!

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