Archive for category Fifteen Words or Less
It’s seemed to me for a little while that the fifteen word film reviews I’ve been writing on this blog don’t really fit in with the rest of the content. They feel too short compared to everything else, and WordPress feels like way too much infrastructure for writing them. I love WordPress’ power and flexibility, […]
Speaking as an English former sixth form student: painfully, hilariously and very true to life.
Starts like Carpenter, ends like Bruckheimer, with wrist mounted deus ex machina. Bad? No: Unspectacular.
Breathtaking, balletic action… but everything else is utter gibberish, seemingly treating you with contempt.
I swear Luke Goss was never this awesome back in the day. Tekken? It’s okay.
Some films are exactly the sum of their parts. This is one of those times.
A decent story, but lacks coherence and subtlety, plus is kind of a B movie.
The Fast and the Furious + Ocean’s Eleven + Predator (* The Rock!) = Fast Five
Awesome film. Probably a good idea to keep hammers away from me for a while…