Archive for category Film Reviews

The Inbetweeners <= 15 Words

Speaking as an English former sixth form student: painfully, hilariously and very true to life. Advertisements

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Cowboys and Aliens <= 15 Words

Starts like Carpenter, ends like Bruckheimer, with wrist mounted deus ex machina. Bad? No: Unspectacular.

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon <= 15 Words

Breathtaking, balletic action… but everything else is utter gibberish, seemingly treating you with contempt.

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Tekken <= 15 Words

I swear Luke Goss was never this awesome back in the day. Tekken? It’s okay.

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The Green Hornet <= 15 Words

Some films are exactly the sum of their parts. This is one of those times.

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X-Men First Class <= 15 Words

A decent story, but lacks coherence and subtlety, plus is kind of a B movie.

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Fast Five <= 15 Words

The Fast and the Furious + Ocean’s Eleven + Predator (* The Rock!) = Fast Five

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Thor <= 15 Words

Awesome film. Probably a good idea to keep hammers away from me for a while…

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Sucker Punch <= 15 Words

Doesn’t hide the seems so well… and it’s very style over substance… but what style!

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Tron Legacy <= 15 Words

Trailers raised expectations, reviews lowered them significantly. The film itself: good, but not great.

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